“Finally had the courage to ask her out.” (via _Pasha_)

  3:27 pm  |   May 25 2012   |  4 notes  

“Don’t bring a girl to the NBA finals, she’ll just get bored.” (via Socky42)

  1:50 pm  |   May 19 2012   |  18 notes  

“800-year-old tree on Vancouver Island falls to illegal loggers.” (via jonsweethearts)

  1:21 pm  |   May 19 2012   |  5 notes  

“A butterfly took a liking to my friend’s tattoo.” (via Chrisfoxx3)

  1:18 pm  |   May 19 2012   |  2 notes  

“Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard.” (via lightningtuna)

  3:50 pm  |   May 18 2012   |  3 notes  

“How you know your roommate smokes too much weed.” (via treeglider)

  3:48 pm  |   May 18 2012   |  7 notes  

“TIL that George HW Bush banned broccoli from being served on Air Force One, saying: ‘I do not eat broccoli and I haven’t liked it since I was I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli!” (via GrumanskiTeo)

  2:02 pm  |   May 18 2012  

“What YouTube’s loading icon should be.” (via quantum_mindflux)

  1:59 pm  |   May 18 2012  

  9:10 am  |   May 18 2012  

“President Obama fucking nailed it on same-sex marriage and the separation of church and state.” (via mepper)

“It saddens me that people have to applaud common sense.” (via AlKanzel)

  4:06 am  |   May 17 2012   |  4 notes  

“How I feel trying to have sex at my parents’ house.” (via thatseffedup)

  2:11 am  |   May 17 2012   |  3 notes  

“I wish I was Rob…” (via Abe21599)

First time i’m seeing this as a .gif, and I LIKE IT.

  2:08 am  |   May 17 2012   |  4 notes  

(via setialpha5)

  2:05 am  |   May 17 2012   |  192 notes  

“Every time I try to sneak out…” (via nomdeweb)

  2:03 am  |   May 17 2012   |  1 note  

“A Seahorse checks out a diver’s watch in Maui, Hawaii.” (via Mind_Virus)

  1:56 am  |   May 17 2012   |  9 notes